Chosen Artist:
jokes
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven?
Yes, that's right.
Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.
At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were
doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they
could. A man toward the end of the snaking line of passengers was
obviously impatient and very frustrated at having to wait so long in the
slow moving line. He finally decided to march right up to the counter
pulling his wheeled suitcase and demanded that he be given his boarding
pass. The ticket agent turned, looked at him, blinked, took a shallow,
deep breath and said, "Sir, as you can see there are many passengers ahead
of you. We are doing our best to process the passengers as fast as we
can. I'm afraid you'll have to get back in line". Outraged and red in the
face, the man yelled at the ticket agent saying, "Do you know who I
am ???!!!." The ticket agent turned, looked at him, blinked, took another
shallow, deep breath, picked up the public address system microphone and
said calmly, "There is a man at the Delta ticket counter who does not know
who he is. Anyone who may be able to identify this man is asked to please
step forward and identify him. Thank you".