Chosen Artist:
jokes
Flight attendant: To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into
the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and
if you don`t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn`t be out in
public unsupervised.
Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning.
Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning.
Pilot: Sorry, I mean it's smoking.