Chosen Artist:
jokes
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?
All sorts of antics !
The pilot was infuriated and said to the controller, "Look buddy, I am already way behind schedule with all the delays you guys have given me today. I really don't see how I could be causing a noise problem for
pedestrians when I am over 6 miles above the earth!"
The controller answered in a calm voice, "Apparently, Captain, you have
never heard two 747's collide!"