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jokes
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives
accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some
valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out
letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates,
asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in
asking, "What trip?"
An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled.
A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.
He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."