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Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight!
Yes, but the baby's bedroom is still on fire.
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What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?
A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.