Chosen Artist:
jokes
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies.
"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the
overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before
assisting children or adults acting like children."
Pilot: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants
in the industry...Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!
Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am
going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you
wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it`s a bit cold
outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."