Chosen Artist:
jokes
There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped
a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped
a grenade.
When they got back on the ground they were walking
down the street and they saw a woman crying. Being the
gentlemen they are they went up to ask her why she was
crying she said "A rock fell from the sky, landed on my
cat and now my cat is dead." The men said they were very
sorry to here that and walked away.
The next house they came across a little further down
the road there was another woman crying. Being the
gentlemen they are they walk up to her and asked her why
she was crying she said "A brick fell from the sky, land-
ed on my dog , and now my dog is dead." The men said
they were very sorry to hear that and walked away.
The next house they came across a little further
down the road there was a man laughing his head off.
Wondering what was so funny they went up to ask him.
After they asked him he replied, "I bent over to get
the news paper this morning , I farted and my whole
house blew up!"
A man named Mr. Smith was flying from San Francisco to LA.
Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 30 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind. Mr. Smith had noticed him as he walked by and could tell the blind man had flown before because his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight.