Chosen Artist:
jokes
"We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke,
contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to a seat
outside on the wing of the airplane."
"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking
in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4
ways out of this airplane..."
"If you are so lucky to be traveling with small children..."
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
When you take careful aim.