Chosen Artist:
jokes
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
outhwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some
actual humorous statements by airline flight crews:
"Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it`s warm, the sun is shining,
and the birds are singing. We are going to Charlotte, where it`s
dark, windy and raining. Why in the world y`all wanna go there I
can`t imagine."
"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and
seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."
"Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of
an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."