Chosen Artist:
jokes
What kind of ant can you colour with ?
A crayant !
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable
cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the
intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to
Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather
ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit back
and relax. - OH MY GOD!"
Silence
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: "Ladies and
Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking
the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee
in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said: "That's nothing. He should see the back of
mine!"