Chosen Artist:
jokes
There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped
a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped
a grenade.
When they got back on the ground they were walking
down the street and they saw a woman crying. Being the
gentlemen they are they went up to ask her why she was
crying she said "A rock fell from the sky, landed on my
cat and now my cat is dead." The men said they were very
sorry to here that and walked away.
The next house they came across a little further down
the road there was another woman crying. Being the
gentlemen they are they walk up to her and asked her why
she was crying she said "A brick fell from the sky, land-
ed on my dog , and now my dog is dead." The men said
they were very sorry to hear that and walked away.
The next house they came across a little further
down the road there was a man laughing his head off.
Wondering what was so funny they went up to ask him.
After they asked him he replied, "I bent over to get
the news paper this morning , I farted and my whole
house blew up!"
The passengers were in a panic now, and even the stewardesses couldn't maintain order. Just then, standing tall and smiling confidently, the pilot strode from the cockpit and assured everyone that there was nothing to worry about. His words and his demeanor seemed made most of the passengers feel better, and they sat down as the pilot calmly walked to the door of the aircraft. There, he grabbed several packages from under the seatsand began handing them to the flight attendants. Each crew member attatched the package to their backs.
"Say," spoke up an alert passenger, "aren't those parachutes?"
The pilot said they were.
The passenger went on, "But I thought you said there was nothing to worry about?"
"There isn't," replied the pilot as a third engine exploded. "We're going to get help."