Chosen Artist:
jokes
"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "F--- you."
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too."