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jokes
A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior. She came
to the conclusion that the best place to find participants for the survey
would be the airport. After three hours of questioning passengers, she
sees a pilot walking to his gate. Having heard of the reputation of pilots
she stops him "Excuse me, Captain" she says, "I am doing a survey on human
sexuality...I was wondering if you could answer a few questions..." The
pilot agrees, and the young lady starts questioning him. After three
questions, she asks him "...and when was the last time you had sex?".
Straight away the Captain replies "1959". The girl was shocked. She looks
at the captain and asks "1959 isn't that a long time ago?". "Oh" the pilot
replies "I guess so...but it's only 2015 now..."
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no, Ma'am," said the pilot, "what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"