Chosen Artist:
jokes
"We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke,
contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to a seat
outside on the wing of the airplane."
"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking
in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4
ways out of this airplane..."
"If you are so lucky to be traveling with small children..."
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot