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jokes
A man is flying from Los Angeles to New York. During the meal service, he
accidentally knocked the spoon off to the aisle with his elbow. The flight
attendant immediately took a spoon from his pocket and placed it on his
tray table. The man was very impressed by the promptness of the service and
asked, "Do all flight attendants carry a spoon in their pockets?"
The flight attendant answered, "We had an efficiency expert in to evaluate
our operation. He determined that 25% of the customers knock the spoon off
their tray tables. By carrying a spare spoon, we all save trips to the
galley and can be much more efficient."
Later, as the flight attendant is picking his dirty tray up, the customer
asked, "Excuse me for asking but why do you have a string hanging from
your fly?"
The flight attendant replied, "The efficiency expert determined that we
were spending too much time washing our hands after we went to the
bathroom. To counteract this, we tie strings to our penises."
The customer looked confused. "How does that help?" he asked.
"Well, when I go to the bathroom I just use the string. Since I never touched myself I don't need to wash my hands."
The customer nodded and asked, "But how do you get it back in your pants?"
The flight attendant smiled, "I don't know about the other guys, but I use
the spoon."
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane." And
every year Edna would say, "I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said, "Edna, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." Edna replied, "Fred that there airplane ride costs ten
dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."