Chosen Artist:
jokes
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
Pilot says: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land...it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."