Chosen Artist:
jokes
What did the apple say to the apple pie?
"You've got some crust."
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives
accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some
valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out
letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates,
asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in
asking, "What trip?"