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jokes
Stewardess" "Yes, Sir?" "I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie and there are no windows blinds so I can't sleep." "Captain, shut up and land the plane."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "F--- you."
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to stand in line for that, too."