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jokes
Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with
20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane has
only 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that
children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, "SCREW
THE CHILDREN!!" Michael Jackson's face lights up and he shouts, "YES,
YES!! But do we have enough time?"
Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,
'Watch out for worms won't you !'
The first one replied, 'why should I ? They can watch out for themselves.