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jokes
Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?
Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
pozycjonowanie
At the end of a flight: "Our flight attendants are now walking
through the aisles with trash receptacles for any garbage you might have
or anything else that you might wanna give us!"
As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington
National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker:
"Whoa, big fella...WHOA..!"
"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your
belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the
flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
"Last one off the plane must clean it."