Chosen Artist:
jokes
An airplane was losing altitude over the Rocky Mountains. The pilot over
the intercom said that the entire luggage needed to be thrown overboard
if they were to survive.
After all the luggage was thrown the plane was still going down so they
asked for volunteers. A man from Paris went to the door and said, "Viva
la France." Next a preacher went to the door and said, "Lord forgive me
for what I must do." Finally a rich Texas cattle rancher said, "Well
guess I got to do my part," and he grabbed two Mexicans and tossed them
out and yelled, "Remember the Alamo!.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"