Chosen Artist:
jokes
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and
returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A
concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the
problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,"
explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot."