Chosen Artist:
jokes
Little boy to airline pilot:
"You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting."
Pilot:
"Not if I do it right."
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What is ideal Flight Deck complement for a modern airliner?
A Captain, a Co-pilot and a dog. The dog is there to bite the captain if he tries to touch the controls, and the co-pilot is there to feed the dog.