Chosen Artist:
jokes
"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the
overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before
assisting children or adults acting like children."
Pilot: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants
in the industry...Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!
Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am
going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you
wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it`s a bit cold
outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."
Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives
accompanying their husbands on business trips. Anticipating some
valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out
letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates,
asking how they enjoyed their trip. Responses are still pouring in
asking, "What trip?"