Chosen Artist:
jokes
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Flight attendant: To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into
the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and
if you don`t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn`t be out in
public unsupervised.