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jokes
How many weeks are there in a light year?
An employee of USAir with the last name of Gay boarded a USAir flight with
a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came and
claimed he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do an empty
seat. Soon after that the airplane began to fill up. The rule with the
USAir employee vouchers is that if a paying customer needs your seat, you
have to surrender it. So when the flight became completely full and still
more needed to get on, a flight attendant went to the original seat of Mr.
Gay and said the man now sitting there, "Excuse me, are you Gay?'' The
man, somewhat stunned, said, "Well, yes, as a matter of fact I am!'' The
flight attendant said, "I'm sorry, but you'll have to get off the plane.''
At this point Mr. Gay, who had been watching all of this, jumped up and
said, "Excuse me, you've made a mistake--I'm Gay!'' Finally, another man
jumped up and said, "Well, hell, I'm gay too! They can't throw us all
off!''