Chosen Artist:
jokes
What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm !
outhwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some
actual humorous statements by airline flight crews:
"Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it`s warm, the sun is shining,
and the birds are singing. We are going to Charlotte, where it`s
dark, windy and raining. Why in the world y`all wanna go there I
can`t imagine."
"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and
seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."
"Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of
an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."