Chosen Artist:
jokes
Why did you drop the baby?
Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the
passengers. She had just finished saying 'In the event of a water landing,
your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device,' when a man
remarked, "Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the seat can
float?"